Greetings! This recent collection of short audio stories were catalogued into the Librivox system and I thought I’d share since I read one short section (72). My particular two fables were poems called ‘The Maiden’ and ‘The Wishes.’ I felt pretty good about them, but there are many other fine readers on the collection. Poems are always interesting and sometimes more fun to listen to than read in silence.
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Plot Summary: [from Wikipedia:] “The Club of Queer Trades is a collection of stories by G. K. Chesterton first published in 1905. Each story in the collection is centered on a person who is making his living by some novel and extraordinary means… To gain admittance one must have invented a unique means of earning a living and the subsequent trade being the main source of income.”
My Book Review: If you’ve come to this blog post thinking you were going to read something on sexual identities, sorry to disappoint. Once upon a time the word ‘queer’ was used to mean ‘peculiar’. (I suppose ‘peculiar’ means something else now, too. We’re so creative as to assign a double meaning to every word that already exists.)
There are ordinary men who lead ordinary lives with their chosen ordinary careers. And then there are others who take a different route in life. They are the eccentrics, the colorful, and the crazy. …Or are we, as ordinary citizens, the crazies?
If someone asked you to invent a whole new career that had never been thought of before, do you think you could do it and make money from it? Not merely recycling an existing career, substituting one thing for another, but actually coming up with a line of trade that’s never been done before. It’s harder than it at first seems. Of course, there would have to be a market for it. And in the case of many of the extraordinary tradesmen in this collection of short stories, their careers are kept secret either because of the nature of their work, or because they would be thought insane.
As one would guess, this leads to many bizarre circumstances of ordinaries encountering these oddbodies (or geniuses) in society. The facts are there in front of their noses, but they can’t make sense of them. It takes a remarkable fellow straddling the best of both worlds to make sense of the mysterious cases brought before him. It makes for a curious read.
Although I usually dislike short story collections, I was glad this was written as it was. I didn’t particularly feel in the mood for a novel-length Chesterton at the time. Sometimes he’s best taken in ‘doses’ because he can be so thick in his nonsense. 🙂 Really, G.K. was such a Mad Hatter! Chesterton is never for those wanting a nice little story. And it definitely isn’t my favorite book of all time. But I enjoyed reading it anyway, because he picks you out of the mundane and makes you view the world at a different angle. It gives the brain a good exercise!
I would say my favorite chapter story was “The Adventures of Major Brown”, in which a man is caught in an awfully good escapade, but doesn’t realize how much fun it was until it was over! How often are we the same in life? We read novels for “escape” or to pseudo-live other “experiences”, but when some adventure happens in real life we are too overwhelmed to enjoy it in the moment. Then of course, there’s the debate over modern-day video games. Guys are so eager to play at fantasy games because it feeds something deep in their souls- the need for adventure. But what happened to living real life? Life is full of exciting experiences if only we accept its opportunities.
You can listen to the audiobook on Librivox by clicking here.
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Is anyone in the mood for great adventures full of mystical maidens and chivalrous knights? Librivox just recently catalogued a new narrated project by the author Howard Pyle: The Story of King Arthur and His Knights. This is a story that never ceases to interest people because of it’s classic characters. Along with some other great readers, I got to take part in reading these tales (Sections 22-24). My sections particularly documented the downfall of Merlin. I had originally hoped to narrate the whole story of Merlin but the commitment became a little daunting and I passed it on to reader dominictreas. However, it was fun to have flexibility in reading different character voices which is something I feel I’m good at.
I am currently in the process of narrating and editing my first solo! Title to be revealed in due time…
“Imaginotions: Truthless Tales,” by Tudor Jenks has lately released on Librivox! This collection of interesting short stories are not necessarily children’s stories, and not all have an obvious moral. But I enjoyed reading two of them, in partnership with other volunteer readers. The two I narrated were (14) Professor Chipmunk’s Surprising Adventure, and (19) The Statue. I loved coming up with different voices for man and furry animals! 🙂
If you’re a bird watcher and/or nature lover, you may enjoy one of Librivox’s recently catalogued audiobooks in the public domain– “Birds & All Nature.” This particular project is Vol. 4 from 1899, of which I narrated a small section (#21). Since I narrated the kids’ version of The Kalevala in an earlier project, I knew how to pronounce the mythological names of in “Bird Lore of the Ancient Finns.” I don’t often narrate non-fiction, but I thought I’d try something new here. Other sections are on various topics such as ‘The Why and Wherefore of the Color of Birds’ Eggs’; ‘Tea’; and ‘When Animals are Seasick’. Hope you enjoy it!
That’s right! After a two year hiatus I, booklearner (aka thestorygirl on Librivox) am back in the ‘recording studio.’ This time, I have plans to stretch my recordings beyond anything I’ve done before. There are many short projects currently in the works, but I plan to begin my first solo shortly. Stay tuned!
In the meantime, here is a collaborative project I helped work on featuring many Librivox volunteers lending their reading voices to ‘profitable tales’ for children from the 1800’s. I participated in two short stories in the project: The Mouse and the Moonbeam (loads of fun!), and The Robin and the Violet. I hope you enjoy!
Plot Summary: Geoffrey West is a young American staying in a rented flat in London when he meets another fellow American—the pretty daughter of a senator who is touring with her father. The year is 1914 and it is the hot month of July. Talk of war is in the air as the assassination of Archduke Ferdinand makes headlines. But there is another column in the newspaper that catches both Americans’ attention: the personal notices in the Agony Column. As Geoffrey communicates to Marian via this modern-day version of Facebook, he delivers an exciting narrative of mystery, murder and suspense that may threaten his life.
My Book Review: I found this vintage publication on Librivox and found it to be a short but cute read. Chapters are long, but the plot moves right along and it didn’t take long to finish. All of the fun melodramatic elements of a dime novel are present in the tale: murder, spies, ladies in black veils, strangers at a restaurant, espionage, cloak and dagger, shadow-filled alleys…
This wasn’t the classic of the century, but it made for some good entertainment. It certainly had a couple of huge plot twists towards the end that kept me on the edge of my seat! (Talk about a way to keep a lady’s attention!) If you’re in the mood for something light, fun, and adventure-filled, you may enjoy this WWI-era story. I know that for myself, I plan on reading at least one other book by this author!
*This book was also published under a different title: The Second-Floor Mystery. I believe it was turned into an early film by this name.
*To listen to the Librivox audiobook for free, click here.